I am Woman
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b*tch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, not at my chest!
I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN - get it, you prick?